Rakam Lagu Lucah

Sumber: Kosmo 22 Jan 09

Britney Spears dilaporkan terpaksa merakam semula single, If You Seek Amy yang bakal dimuatkan dalam album terbarunya selepas beberapa stesen radio di AS merancang untuk memboikot lagu tersebut.

Ia berikutan lagu itu dikatakan mempunyai unsur kelucahan melampau pada bahagian korusnya.

Sumber memberitahu akhbar Britain, The Sun: "Judul lagu itu, If You Seek Me yang menjadi sebahagian daripada lirik pada bahagian korus lagu itu yang didendangkan dengan pantas menyebabkan ia kedengaran seperti if you f*** me."

Selepas beberapa deejay stesen radio di AS mengumumkan akan memboikot lagu tersebut, Spears merakam semula lagu itu dan mengubah judul lagu kepada If You See Amy.

* Tapiii...i sukeeee tau lagu ni!!~ Huhu...

p/s: Happy birthday to my mommy...muaxxx!!~

Emotionally Unstable

Orang selalu cakap orang pregnant ni slalu pelik2…I mean…kadang mood derang ni tak menentu… kejap sedih la…kejap moody la…tak pasal2 nangis la…but, yesterday I da rase cam pregnant plak…bukan bermakna perut I berisi ok!(Eventho nampak ‘bunc’ tapi isi nye adalah lemak2 berlebihan yang tidak dapat dikawal :P )…tak pasal rase cam nak nangis…seharian tade mood…nak makan pon tade selera…kepale pening2…siap rase nak muntah (Tapi tak muntah pun..cume raseee jer)… Tak ke da sebijik macam orang pregnant! Time buat keje kat office, bleyh la tetibe rase nak nangis…tup…tup…air mate jatuh sendiri…mase otw balik pon same…air mate kuar tetibe jer…wah…apekah masalah diri saye ini…rase cam orang gile plak…So, sampai2 rumah I tengok my favorite series ‘Isteri Terdesak’ a.k.a Desperate Housewife kononnye nak tenangkan fikiran yang tak menentu ini…and again…bleyh la I menangis beria2 siap abis 4 keping tissue… sedangkan I da tengok da episode tu…sengal btol…Wah…apekah da terjadi? Kenape saya jadi begini…But alhamdullillah… Today I feel so much better, err tapi tatau la kot jap2 lagi die nak jadi gile cam smalam kan…hehe…I hope not…:P

*Wah...ni baru satu hari...kalau la 2-3 minggu camni...haiss...capeh deh!

Totally weak and sick

Sangat pening kepale…berdenyut2 dah ni…siap rase cam nak muntah pon ade…huhu…rase cam nak balik skarang jer…leher rase cam nak patah…ape dah jadi ni… I’m totally weak and sick!

p/s: Bukan nak buat sesape risau, but this is what exactly happen to me rite now...huhu...

Blood type

Tengah I busy2 buat my work, suddenly I received forward email from one of my colleages, Reno…Its about personality & blood type…Ok every body..Check this out.

What Your Blood Type Says About Your Personality

Type O

You are the social butterflies. Often popular and self-confident, you are very creative and always seem to be the center of attention. You make a good impression on people and you’re often quite attractive. Organized and determined, your stubbornness will help you reach your goals. You make good leaders. Love wise, O is most compatible with O and AB. Common career choices: banker, politician, gambler, minister, investment broker, and pro athlete.

Type A

Type As may seem calm on the outside, but inside, you’re filled with anxiety and worry. You’re perfectionists and often shy and sensitive. Usually introverted, you’re stable and thoughtful. You make good listeners and are sensitive to color and your surroundings. You like to be fashionable and are up on the latest trends, but never flashy or gaudy. You like romantic settings and often shun reality for fantasy worlds. A is most compatible with A and AB in the love department. Common career choices: accountant, librarian, economist, writer, computer programmer, and gossip columnist.

Type B

You can be very goal-oriented and often complete the ambitious tasks set before you. Outgoing and very charming, you’re good at reading people and providing support. Though critical of appearance (but not your own), you aren’t picky and are unlikely to dwell over the little things. Type Bs are impulsive individualists who often create their own path in life. You are very strong and optimistic. B is most compatible with B and AB lovers. Common career choices: cook, hairdresser, military leader, talk show host, and journalist.

Type AB

Not surprisingly, ABs can be quite dualistic, possessing both A and B traits. You may be shy and outgoing, and hesitant and confident. You often stand out from others, don’t like labels, and are nice and easy going. You are logical and determined to do things correctly. Usually trustworthy, you like to help others. You often speak in a serious manner. Your patience, concentration, and intelligence are admirable. AB can find a soul mate with any other blood type. Common career choices: bartender, lawyer, teacher, sales representative, and social worker.

FYI, my blood is pure O okay…tak percaye? Balik CNY ni I attach my blood test result from Pathlab…hehehe…So highlight sikit…

- Social butterflies (I guess, I am)

- Often popular and self-confident (Yes…Always confident…eventho my fact is wrong! 9 ringgit 90 cents…haha)

- Very creative (Err…yer yer…creative la sangat!)

- Always seem to be the center of attention (I love to have a lot of attention. So what? :P )

- You make a good impression on people.  (Hurm…no comment)

- You’re often quite attractive. (Hahaha…attractive la sangat)

- Organized and determined (Yes…yes…I believe so…err I think…)

- Your stubbornness will help you reach your goals. (SEE!!!~)

- You make good leaders. (But I am not a leader…how?)

- Love wise, O is most compatible with O and AB. (Ok…ooo…O people…hurm…oooo :P )

-The End-

Tak gune punye keta...

Baru jap tadi mak I call…die cakap keta I makan orang…terus dalam otak terbayang keta aku ni da langgar orang…Rupe2nye…Bonet keta I telah mengepit tangan ibunda i…Bile ibunda i cube push back the bonet...tak bleyh jugak..so jerit my dad plak tu open using the button front the driver seat...Eii..Tak guna!!Bodo punye kete…Balik ni I sepak2 kete tu!!~ Huhu…Aaaa terus I panic…Air mate I terus kuar…(sensitive sikit menda2 camni…risauuuu okay!) Terus jantung rase cam nak pecah…Die cakap jari die kemek terus…Then boleyh la pulak ibunda I cakap sikit jerrr…eiii tak dapat dibayangkan…yang I plak trus membebel suruh pegi klinik…tapi yaaa ampun…ibunda I ni tergolong dalam category degil a.k.a bandel! Bleyh la die ckp esok2 je nak pegi check…Hari ni die ckp nak letak minyak panas ape tah…Dah tu plak, esok sibuk nak ‘sponsor’ masak breakfast untuk team yang nak masak asyura dekat taman sane…aiiiiih ibu…ibu…cube la dok diam2 skit…dok lepak p main game ke…tengok series Indonesia ibu tu ker…takpe…akak balik nanti akak beli ibu DVD Indonesia banyak2…so tapayah buat keje…Itu la ibu saye…tak penah reti dok diam…haihhhh…Ape-ape pun…saye sayang die sangat2…Saba yerr…Lagi seminggu akak balik Kuantan…Pastu kte lepak together-gether…Love you, ibu!!~ 

My intention.

It’s Friday again

Today, as usual…kene datang keje walaupun ikut kan I tengah malassss sangat nak pegi keje…lately I didn’t get enuff sleep…why? Honestly…I also dunno why…Dah puas bawak berangan sebelum tido…tapi tak ley jugak…siap pakai eye-cover lagi tau! Huhu…Dah la tido lambat…lepas tu bangun pulak awal bukan main…pukul 5.30 sure terjaga punye lah! Sedangkan my alarm I put at 6.30…huhu…skarang ni pun tengah mengantuk yang teramat… kroh..kroh...

Ooo lupe nak cite…tadi mase lunch I pegi berjalan2 seorang diri menuju ke Ampang Park…ni sume sbb da bosan taking lunch at office area…and suddenly got 1 chinese girl pass me a flyer…BLOOD DONATION near my office area, and it only for today…and I dunno why, I straight away got intention to donate my blood…Err yes…I totally penakut of blood…and not only blood…I damn scared of those jarum2 and doctors and also nurse…oow except…DOCTOR HENSEM…:D ok back to the story…seriously, I really feel want to donate my blood…since I also never-ever donate my blood before, so I tot it will be my first experience…Plus, before this I got 2 times experience taking blood at Path Lab…1^st time mase buat blood test…scaryyyy gile…darah I tanak keluar…so doctor kene cucuk kat tangan sebelah kiri pulak…sakit tau!! And my 2^nd time…that time doctor suspect I got dengue coz I didn’t recover from my fever in like 2 weeks…But luckily that time kene cucuk sekali jer…:P so I think, it wasn’t really painful (Chewah!)…sebab tu la I nak donate my blood…lg pun dekat flyer tu, they wrote that I can burn my calories as well by donating blood…Sound good…then balik office, I share that news with my colleagues…Gee said she got an experience before…but, it’s a bad one…she said she was like collapse and sent to the hospital…huhu…Hajar said, I’m going to feel dizzy after do it…and Gee said must get enuff sleep before do it, so obviously I just not entitled to do it today.Huhu…somemore…my freaky-ness menjadi2 after Gee buat ‘scary-movie’ die…:P Err I think, maybe next time jer lah…The end.

Toyol and the magic

As what I already expected…toyol dekat rumah I ni bukan sekadar suka kan my sikat pepel…tapi jugak pandai buat magic I tell you…Pagi semalam, I cari my sikat pepel kat sume tempat…tapi tak jumpe2…and bang!!…when I came back last nite…and my pepel sikat is just on the top of my make up kit…surpriseeeee…!!! I’m sure I dah check every place last morning…huhu…so sebab nak tunjuk perasaan punye pasal…I took that pepel sikat, bring to the pantry sink…and take my anti-bacteria hand-soap and wash that comb in front of my housemate…basuh beria-ria lagi tau…Ape motif toyol buat magic kat bilik I nih!Kalau yer pun da buat hair-extention, pegi la beli sikat sendiri…mane bleyh share-share sikat dengan i…Whatever it is, nice job cik toyol…lepas ni agak2 barang ape pulak u nak buat magic? Suar jeans I? Lipstick lagi? Maskara?? (Kalau berani try larr…bengkak trus mate toyol tu nanti) Bantal peluk I tak nak ker? Or baldi ke? Tak pun angkut sekali la almari2 I tu…Eiii…

p/s: Ni yang buat I rase nak buat magic jugak ni…isk isk…tak mungkin…tak mungkin…I bukan toyol okay!

My cute little purple comb

Few months ago…my cute little purple comb lost…I tot I maybe misplace it…nyanyuk la kate kan…so I tak lame lepas tu, I beli lagi purple comb yang baru…I bought the cheap-cheap one jer…kononnye…lepas ni kalau hilang lagi, tak terase sangat la…murah la katekan…malangnye…umo sikat tu tak sampai 2 minggu…hilang lagi!! And mase tu I’m very very sure I tak misplace it…so selame beberape minggu I meratapi pemergian sikat pepel kesayangan, last2 aritu pegi men-dating-kan diri dekat Carrefour Wangsa Maju…syok-syok tengah window shopping, tetibe…ehhhh!! Sikat pepel lah…dengan excited I pun beli la lagi sikat pepel yang baru…but this time sikat ni a little bit bigger than my previous and my previous-previous purple comb…so ikut kan…baru seminggu lebih la umo sikat baru I nih…and malam tadi, seperti biase…sebelum tido, I akan sikat my rambut…mane tau kot-kot nanti dalam mimpi ade jejaka hensem ajak dating ke…or mimpi tengah shopping kt KLCC ke…so kene la cantik2 kan…and damn…my pepel sikat hilang lagiiiii…stupid idiot…%@#$@^&%^ ni yang nak mara ni…tapi disebabkan mengantuk, I malas nak cari sikat tu malam tadi…and today, as always I will wake up before my alarm ringing…so tekad nak cari sikat pepel tu…abis sume area I cari…tade jugak…errr apekah bilik saye ade toyol yang suka kan sikat pepel?? Tapi…toyol kan botak…die nak sikat ape?? Atau…apekah toyol zaman sekarang sudah buat hair-extention…wah wahhh suka hati nak main curi2 sikat pepel I ni…babap kang!! This is why I hate to stay in that house…banyak toyol okay!! Bukan sekadar sikat pepel…my tudung…my cash…my lipstick…sume da macam chipsmore…kejap ade…kejap tade…kadang2 tade terus sampai bile2…bodo tau!!

P/s: Pagi-pagi da bad mood…sampai office, ade orang YM! Me… “happyyyy nye kalau Monday” …Err happy ke I ni?? Yer yer…I tengah happy la ni…rase nak guling-guling da nih…Eh eh! Bau ape nih??? (Some people maybe don’t understand, so please ignore this) 

Saye mengidam.

Huhu...baru je balik lunch kol 1 tadi.. lunch tadi makan dekat Cafe@8...ikut kan byk jugak la i makan..tp now da lapa balik...apekah?? Tetibe teringat cam nak makan waffles letak ice cream...whoooo sedappp nyeee...siram pulak dengan chocolate on the top...woaaaa sangat sedap!! Apekah..apekah....mengidam tak pasal2 ni...or..maybe i'm pregnant..haha..NO WAY!!~ 

.....Baru Selase lepas ade orang belanja makan waffles with 2 scoops ice cream on the top...sedap gile!!~ (Tu yang buat i mengidam terus tue...hihi)

p/s: Tetibe cam teringin pulak belajar buat waffles..tapi dah tertulis dalam kamus diri saye..saye tak pandai masak..sesape ajar kan lar..i teringin nak buat waffles sendiri...bley letak chocolate byk2..ice cream byk2...woooo sedap nyeee..anyone..teach me!